when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
Can’t stop thinking about how humans would mess up the first encounter with alien race because they piss the aliens off trying to “figure out” the aliens gender binary. Aliens repeatedly trying to explain they don’t have one and the humans just not gettin it.
i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
Micheal Brown is being laid to rest today. The family has asked for a day of peace without protest during the funeral proceedings. #staywoke #insolidarity
This is beautiful
you dont choose the otp
the otp chooses you