im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hourSo me and My friend spent an hour today trying this out
WE PLAYED EVERYTHING FROM BEETHOVEN TO DEATH LEOPARD TO LE MIS! AND HE ALWAYS DANCES TO THE BEAT!
GANGNAM STYLE
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
so far Tumblr is obsessed with:
- A genocidal, time-travelling alien
- A sociopathic detective
- An insane, mass-murdering demigod
- A manipulative cannibal
- Two monster-hunting serial killers
welcome to tumblr
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
where do we come from?
where do we go?
where do we come from?
*tear slowly streams down face*
*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it…
and whatever you do don’t zoom in…
well of course im going to click the link
awww yeah
ok time to zoom in
jESUs TakeE The WHEelL
damn gurl u fine
okay I don’t get it what’s all the fuss abou-
LUciFeR HeLp MeEE
hey not bad
let me just zoom i-
well
It got better
